NEW TOURZZZZ!

Man, have we got some breaking news for those of you who occasionally enjoy the sensation of leaving the caves where you live and spending a night in a different kind of cave — one that’s filled with really loud, skull-splattering metal and other cave-dwellers like yourselves.

We’ve just gotten confirmed dates for two new tours that make us gleeful with anticipation. Bet you can’t guess which ones.

Oh, wait. I guess you can guess which ones.

Well, bet you can’t guess the dates and places where these two tours will descend in order to lay waste to paying cave-dwellers. S’okay, you don’t have to guess, because both tour schedules are laid out in all their glory after the jump.

In our humble opinion, these will be two of the fall’s best tours. Not that it matters to you, but we’re particularly stoked because they’re both coming to a cave near us — way the fuck up here in the Northwest corner of the U.S. And there are Canadian dates on one of them, too.

(check it out after the jump . . .)

Please note that on the some of the dates on the first tour schedule listed below, All That Remains won’t be playing (marked by an asterisk).

TOUR WITH ALL THAT REMAINS, UNEARTH, AND CARNIFEX (*No All That Remains)
09/14 09/15 09/16 09/17 09/18 09/19 09/20 09/21 09/22 09/23 09/24 09/25 09/26 09/27 09/28 09/29 10/01 10/03 10/04 10/05 10/07 10/08 10/10 10/11	El Paso, TX Odessa, TX Abilene, TX Little Rock, AR Memphis, TN Knoxville, TN Cincinnati, OH Grand Rapids, MI Cleveland, OH Buffalo, NY Albany, NY Hartford, CT Quebec City, QC Montreal, QC Ottawa, ON London, ON Winnipeg, MB Saskatoon, SK Calgary, AB Edmonton, AB Vancouver, BC Seattle, WA Portland, OR Chico, CA	Club 101 Dos Amigos Midnight Rodeo The Village* New Daisy Theatre Valarium The Madison Theater Orbit Room Peabodys* Town Ballroom Northern Lights Webster Theatre* Imperial Metropolis Capitol Theatre Cowboys The Garrick Odeon MacEwan Hall Edmonton Events Center Vogue El Corazon Roseland Senator Theatre

This next tour is notable not only because the bands are killers, but because it’s the last tour of the headline act, Despised Icon, which has decided to call it quits.

DESPISED ICON/MISERY INDEX/REVOCATION

09/10/10

Waterfront Tavern

Holyoke, MA

6:00 PM

w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/12/10 First Unitarian Church Philadelphia, PA 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/13/10 Peabody’s Cleveland, OH 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/14/10 Emerson Theatre Indianapolis, IN 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/15/10 Magic Stick Detroit, MI 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/17/10 Bottom Lounge Chicago, IL 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/18/10 Skull Alley Louisville, KY 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/19/10 Fubar St-Louis, MO 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/21/10 The Marquee Tulsa, OK 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/22/10 Prophet Bar Dallas, TX 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/23/10 Numbers Houston, TX 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/24/10 White Rabbit San Antonio, TX 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/25/10 Tequila Jungle Lubbock, TX 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/26/10 The Underground Phoenix, AZ 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/27/10 Soma San Diego, CA 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/28/10 Chain Reaction Anaheim, CA 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

09/30/10 DNA Lounge San Francisco, CA 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

10/01/10 The Boardwalk Orangevale, CA 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

10/02/10 Satyricon Portland, OR 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

10/03/10 Studio Seven Seattle, WA 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, Revocation – FINAL USA TOUR

10/06/10 The New Black Center Calgary, AB 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR

10/07/10 Avenue Theatre Edmonton, AB 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR

10/08/10 Cosmos Center Saskatoon, SK 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR

10/09/10 Distrikt Regina, SK 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR

10/12/10 Jubilee Hall Sudbury, ON 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR

10/13/10 Chubby Pickle Windsor, ON 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR

10/14/10 Ritual Ottawa, ON 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR

10/15/10 Trois-Rivieres Metalfest Trois-Rivieres, QC 6:00 PM w/ Mononc Serge et Anonymus, Misery Index, Blind Witness, Divinity, Unfallen, Strigampire – TROIS-RIVIERES METALFEST

10/16/10 Petit Theatre du Vieux Noranda Rouyn-Noranda, QC 6:00 PM w/ Misery Index, The Last Felony – FINAL CANADIAN TOUR