Sep 252011
Long ago, some religions declared the seventh day of the week a day of rest, and in many countries that day became Sunday. Here at NCS, Sunday is a day of evisceration. It’s not really a special day, because every day of the week is a day for evisceration. Because, really, a day without a pile of steaming guts is like a day without sunshine. Am I right? Of course I am.
To begin the eviscerating process, here is Goretrade, from Columbia.
The song: “Dead Man Walking”
The album: Mistaken Conception (July 2010)
http://www.myspace.com/goretrade
http://www.facebook.com/goretrade
(Thanks for the tip Israel.)
Damnit, I was gonna use my guts today, too. Jerk.
ahh..you have another
Another what?
Perhaps he’s using “another” in the same way my Japanese students use “another” when they really should be using “others”.
Or perhaps he knows that my guts are intimately tied to my tentacledick and that losing them means losing my tentacledick. But then he would also know that I keep a spare in my asspocket at all times.
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY ASSPOCKET TENTACLEDICK???
Yes “others”..thats what I meant…I think..I dont know , Im too busy trying to bleach the idea of a tentacledick out of my mind now
Ohhh…
Don’t use bleach, it’s just leave the tentacledick image white like cum.
You’re gonna need to use hydrophloric acid and a Brillo pad.
And now it’s no guts, no glory.
But I have neither guts nor glory.
Can I get a refund??
Sorry, all sales are final.
Damnit. What if I bat my eyes all pretty like and put on some more lipstick?
Shit, that’d work for me.
I would consider giving you a refund if you would NOT do that.
There’s really no better way to start the morning than with something like this. I mean, now my guts are all over the floor, but I had to clean it anyway (squirrels are part of a balanced breakfast and I will fight anyone who says otherwise, but they do tend to get a little messy).
Seriously, though, excellent death metal. Reminds me of Origin.
Now, let’s see what new avatar I get due to my new email address…
Hmmm. Lavender. Interesting.
The Gravatar King always knows best.
“Uterus mauve”. I approve.
I think you have a future in cosmetics marketing.
Is mauve the color of Thor’s uterus?
I think it’s the color of a pregnant pig’s vagina, actually….
Looks mighty familiar to me.
Gotta love me some machine gun drums.