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It’s nearly 11 p.m. on New Year’s Eve in Japan.

Phro has started drinking.  I can’t tell whether he’s already passed his limit or whether he needs to drink a shitload more.  He sent me these two videos.

You remember Babymetal, don’t you?  How could you forget.  I’ve been trying, but my psychotherapist says I need to work harder at it.  The new video is the same goddamn “Doki Doki Morning” song, but this time the Babymetal teeny boppers are dancing and throwing the goat.

The other video is from the same chick who did that PonPonPon video.  I’m ashamed I even know that. This is all Phro’s fault.

It’s not even 6 a.m. here in Seattle.  I now need to get fucked up fast, but 6 a.m. seems just a tad on the early side.  I’m screwed.

Believe me, there WILL be a palette cleanser soon . . .

  47 Responses to “WHAT PHRO IS WATCHING ON NEW YEAR’S EVE”

  1. I also watched this: http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=WDQayTOv468&feature=related

    And now we’re watching bridesmaids. There’s a scene where a woman shits in a wedding dress in the middle of the street.

    No tentacles yet, but so far awesome!

  2. Also, 6 am? Start drinking and quit yer bitching.

    DRINK TILL BABY METAL SOUNDS LIKE BLACK METAL!

    • Fuck, I don’t think there’s that much alcohol in The Greater Seattle Metropolitan Area. Also, my liver is already bloated to the size of a football. If I hit the whiskey hard enough to make babymetal sound black, the fucker is likely to explode before I even get hammered hard enough to black out.

      (And for all you youngsters out there, we’re really not glorifying alcohol consumption. Stay clean and straight-edge. Don’t eat meat. Don’t watch porn. Don’t wear fake eyelashes. Wear ear protection when you go to metal shows and don’t say “fuck you!” or “you motherfucker!” to the bouncers. And if you see Phro’s name at the beginning of any NCS posts, stop reading immediately.)

      • Kids: follow me and do exactly as I do, or you’re life will turn into runny diarrhea and your parents will rape your mouthes.

  3. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU SEXY, BEAUTIFUL MONSTERS OF ROCKING OUT WITH YOU FLACCID COCKS OUT!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Jack Daniels!

    • Nice to see the celebration is on full swing on the other side of the world when I just opened my first. Pohjanmaan kautta! Now if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have to go out and do my patriotic duty- get wasted.

      Oh and a happy new year, fuckers.

  4. I am tyring to come up with an appropriate re-write of “War Pigs” for my Jewish Black Sabbath tribrute band “Black Seder” 6am is not too ealry to start drinkin

  5. well, im now drunk and tired, so i bid you pretty young things goodnight and happy new years.

  6. Perfect. With Christmas I barely looked at this site over the past week. Now when I finally pay attention, I am greeted with more Japanese psychedelic pop.

  7. Akemashite omedeto!
    I can never believe the amount of weird shit that comes from Japan but each time I come back this place just gets weirder…..

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