Nov 302012
Feast your eyes: The artwork for Suffocation’s next album, Pinnacle of Bedlam.
Created by: Raymond Swanland (who did similarly awesome deeds for the likes of Deeds of Flesh and Psycroptic)
Projected release date: Sometime in February 2013
Label: Nuclear Blast
Me: Having some wood right now.
Is that too much information?
Here’s a nice Suffocation band photo:
They don’t look very impressed by your wood.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(right after this pic was taken they began weeping in awe)
I’m not sure if you know what “awe” means…but you’ve clearly misused it in that sentence.
Ask Suffo about the meaning of awe. They’ll tell you. And if I’m lucky, Frank Mullen will also pull your head off and shit down your neck stump. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
There’s no not nice way to take the wishing upon me of such an honor!
IT’S BIBLICAL IN SCALE!
From the lowest creature that goes upon its belly! Or something…
Old Testament, parting-of-the-Red-Sea, destroying-the-walls-of-Jericho, water-turning-to-blood kind of epicness, to be precise.
But I know you would be all over Islander to get some of that wood 😛
Oh, heavens no! Nothing so crass!
I have others to do that for me.
So… should One bring the axe or the chainsaw?
Frank Mullen is thinking that his left-hand chop will not be required here.
Oh, man, that made me laugh like a little boy at the circus!
I’ll definitely check this out, but I honestly think everything they have put out since reforming has been mediocre at best. Human Waste and their first three albums (yes even Breeding the Spawn and its horrid production) set the bar so high not even they can match it.
Breeding the Spawn is by far the best Suffocation album
Line to be a hater starts at my grody asshole
I shouldn’t say by far, Pierced From Within approaches its greatness
But still, haters report to my butt
Suffocation! No breathing! Don’t give a f— if I cut my arm bleeding!
Wait, that’s not the right band. This band is much better. Looking forward to it.
Why would you even- ? (T_T)
HAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Oh, goddamnit, now you got that stuck in my head…fuuuuuuck!
The last Papa Roach song I liked. Yeah, I liked it. Haters report to my butt.
How is “Haters report to my butt.” not the new subheader yet?
Look again. 🙂
😀