Feb 142013
And what are my reasons for posting this on a metal blog?
I have no reasons.
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PROPAGATING DARK AND DEVASTATING TONES SINCE 2009
Alongside Caninus, fronted by pitbulls, and Hatebeak, fronted by an African Grey Parrot comes a new band, fronted by a goat! And this band shall be called…
Goatwhore.
Surely it would be Manwhore, since Goatwhore are fronted by a man?
Touche.
Band Name Fodder?
I knew, somewhere in my subconscious, there was a metal reason for this video.
Don’t drink anything while watching this. Snorted tea out through my nose. Twice
In what I can only ascribe to pure dumb luck, I was neither drinking nor eating when I watched it. Otherwise I would have choked to death.
Also goat-related: P.O.S’ new video for ‘Weird Friends (We Don’t Even Live Here)’. Yes, it’s rap, but it’s excellent, fast-paced rap, and the video is utterly freaky and fucking metal. Just watch it.
That is hands-down one of the trippiest videos I’ve ever seen, and the song really is cool.
Also, goats.
P.O.S is awesome. I highly recommend his music.
I don’t listen to much rap, but I really like the speed and energy in that song — different from the things I occasionally hear.
“It’s only fast if I can’t understand the rap at all!” …upon first listen. Still, the rap is fast enough to not be boring, and the bassline is gripping in a creepy way.
My girlfriend raises goats commercially…imagine a barn full of animals doing this. It makes the worst noise band I’ve ever heard sound like Beethoven.
My wife and I have a menagerie that includes three goats. They’re actually pretty fascinating creatures . . . but they can definitely make some hair-raising noise. I can’t imagine what a barn full of them would be like.
I’ve noted your goat ownership before, and it’s one reason both my gf and I read this blog! She has 25 Boer does and a buck, and I just love them. Smart, fun, very interesting animals, much more so than the dairy cows that are her farm’s mainstay. I keep trying to get her to let me use them for stage props; I really wanted to bring a couple along when Goatwhore played here. You know, just to see what happens when Goatwhore meets goat whores.
Don’t you mean “whore goats”? (o_o) “Goat whores” sounds wrong somehow… more wrong than “whore goats”, at least.
Wait, you have goats?… This is news to One. What else do you have (apart from lorises and carrier pigeons)?
Donkeys, chickens, and two roosters.
Hmm… Not sure why, but, One is beginning to doubt that you’re really a coke mule.
So… magnificent… ( T_T)
Hasn’t been officially announced yet, but after reading this post, I cant resist… Brutal Goats & Heavy Metal coming to your Xbox – http://www.facebook.com/officialdeathgoat – Check the soundtrack \m/
DEATH GOAT!
DEATH GOAT!
Watching this video, I am reminded why people have imagined Satan to look like a goat.
My boss is going to be getting a pair of Nubians this spring; I’ll tell her to get some video of her latest critters, along with all the new chickens she’s getting (she has 19 right now, plus four dogs and a cat).
The goats we have are Nubians. I’m thankful every day that they didn’t evolve with fingers and opposable thumbs.
By the way, did you know goats have horizontal pupils? So do cattle, deer, most horses, and many sheep — but you can really see them in a goat because their irises are pale. Freaky as hell to look them in the eye.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Eiwce13X738/TE2bOW3dNXI/AAAAAAAAIlY/Qf7fO9YkSkc/s1600/Goat.Eyes.Arrows.sm.jpg
Goats’ eyes… Yep…
More awesome than human eyes or cats’ eyes in any case.
that is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!