Happy Fucking Monday to one and all. Yes, it’s time for another edition of “THAT’S METAL!”, in which we collect pics, videos, and news items that we think are metal, even though they’re not music. We have a fuckload of items for this installment, so I’m gonna cut short the normal long-winded intro and get right to it.

ITEM ONE

Look, I know that other Europeans are just as capable as the Finns of ingesting mass quantities of hooch without losing their shit, so don’t scorch my ass in the comments, please. I just thought that pic up there was funnier than an echidna’s penis. Also, I have this pic of what happens to Finns when they die, displaying the natural embalming effects of a lifetime of “next bottle, please”. The Finn is on the left. Or the right.

I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking about an echidna’s penis. Continue reading »